NUMBER TWO IN ENTERTAINMENT!

the monster refers to himself as MUDDY ZOMBIE but the townsfolk with the pitchforks and torches call the creature...

with a name like that it has to be good!

 

 

click the skulls  for what is happening in Hell right now

When Life Gives You LEMONS You Make LEMONADE.......When Life Gives You Something Else You Form a Band Called TURDZILLA....

So you think you can dance- Turdzilla Audition!

updated 06-28-2008

 

 

 

Music Video for Ruin Your day

with two French maids, a demon and a zombie cat

 

 THE MYTH:

A small time Talk Show host transformed  into an immortal unmoral beast by a magic brew poured into the sewers where he was left for dead.

Finding his way through the ancient tunnels, past confederate gold and Bacon's Vault to emerge from the crypt of the vampire W.W. Pool at Hollywood Cemetery.

Seeking vengeance on all those who left him for dead, Turdzilla has also turned on his old allies and friends who can not accept his transformed appearance.

The Cemetery has several inhabitants that often get together to perform songs of vengeance and triumph. 

Turdzilla has taken over the groundskeepers shack and uses the phone to contract Maids to clean the crypt, sign up for reality TV show auditions,  and to converse on myspace.

From the groundskeepers hovel the monster interacts on the internet with an unsuspecting populace. Join in the historic first conversation between ZOMBIE and HUMAN.

myspace.com/turdzilla

 

from the 15 track CD MEET TURDILLA

FREE TUNES

RUIN YOUR DAY.mp3

IT'S NOT CHOCOLATE.mp3

STOOL PIGEON.mp3

 

TURDZILLA Music Videos

Ruin Your Day

Floater

Flesh Machine

 

Videos to other people's tunes

World War Three

Butt Machine

Movie Star

School's Out

Cali-Formula

 

Reality TV

American Idol 2007

So you think you can Dance

American Inventor

The Bachelor

American Idol 2006

Other Turdzilla Videos

Cat plays Haunted Pipe Organ

Talking Cat sentences stray to death

Chocolate Rain

Man lifts car and bloopers

What's happening in Hell

Wife Swap interview

Battle of the Zombie cats Movie Trailer

How to play a toy piano

 

 

NEWS:

Owen Wilson seen with the THERAPY BUDDY DOLL does it prevent suicides or  cause them?

click the pick to find out.

 

Music Video for Floater with ABC Wife Swap Reality Star as French Maid

 

 

 

Battle of the Zombie Cats movie trailer

 

American Idol 2007 Turdzilla Gold ticket

 

 

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